Angels Wanted

January 4, 2011

Many of you reading this article will have been perhaps thinking about your work situation recently. Some of you may be unemployed, or have become redundant, or retired, or maybe you just left school or college and found a serious lack of meaningful employment opportunities available to you. Maybe you just want a change of scene?

Well I was thinking about all of this and I’ve come up with the perfect solution!

This job should suit everyone, regardless of colour and creed. It doesn’t matter if you left school early, it doesn’t matter if you are rich or poor, male or female, gay or straight. It doesn’t matter. If you’re already employed, you can fit this in with your existing schedule. It’s perfect.

Interested? Here are the details.

Job Title: Angel

Location: Everywhere

Requirements:

Kind people sought, to be angels.

Must have good heart and be willing to help others, especially strangers.

Good listening skills essential.

A sense of humour is helpful.

Must be willing to use initiative, and offer help even when it’s not asked. for, or expected.

Be willing to bestow random acts of kindness at a moments notice.

Good communication skills, must know how to say ‘thank you’, and ‘I’m grateful’, and be willing to share encouraging words with others, just for the sake of uplifting them.

Dress code: Successful applicants should wear a smile everyday, and give to everyone they meet.

Remuneration:  Inner peace, happiness, contentment, bliss and never ending joy.

Canteen: You will receive a lifetime’s supply of food for the soul,

Bonuses include the satisfaction of knowing that you are adding to the world’s happiness, that you are making a positive difference, even if only in a small way.

No interview necessary. You don’t need anyone’s permission. You can start right away. This is a job for life, you will never run short of people to help. So what are you waiting for?

Be a Blessing….. Not a Burden…. Don’t delay….. Start today!


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